#5. Star Jones
Poor Star is just a big ol’ piece of work, and she continues to pick fights with her View ladies. You might wonder why I used a picture of Star from her Aunt Jemima days. Frankly, that’s just how this big boulder of love is going to remain in my mind, no matter how much she gets sucked out.
#4. Somalian Pirates
Since the only pirates I like are in the Caribbean, then there’s really nothing admirable about the asses who hijacked a U.S. ship a few weeks ago. Give the boat back, boys, and go back to your own country and wait for VH1 to call you with a reality show deal.
#3. Gwen Ifill
As much as I love Obama and his supporters, I feel like Gwen Ifill should have just given up her spot as moderator of the VP debate a few weeks ago. I would rather have seen her just gracefully relinquish this position so that the Republicans wouldn’t be able to put even an ounce of blame on her if Biden won the debate [which, frankly, he did, but he didn't do it with shine -- it was more like having a push-up contest against a double amputee (you choose the limbs)]. I’m happy that my Republican friends didn’t cite Ifill’s pro-Obamaness as bias towards Biden, but even so… shame on Gwen Ifill for even accepting the position in the first place.
#2. Lauren Conrad
YOUR SHOW IS FAKE. That is all.
#1. Steve Jobs
Come ON, Steve Jobs! Are you <a href=”http://www.apple.com/macbook/”>KIDDING</a> me?? I feel like the stupidest decision a person can make nowadays is buying an Apple product, because no matter when you purchase it, it will only be a matter of moments before the next big update of the product is released. It’s been like this consistently for years, and quite frankly it just pisses me off. Steve Jobs, you do not know the common American. You do not understand our thought process and the way we like to live our lives. You do not know who we are, what we want, or how pissed we get when you do something wrong. Why, Steve Jobs, I believe you can be the next Republican presidential candidate!
Ha! Hilarious… esp the Steve Jobs one. Thouh I’m getting an MBP in less than 10 days. And I just read that the processors are gonna be updated. Bummer.