Just got back from the dentist… my gums bled more than a Quentin Tarantino movie.
The girl working my pearly whites actually SLIPPED and cut my gum. Like, she legitimately SLIPPED.
Are you KIDDING me?
I’m just sitting there, staring up at nothing (because when you’re at the dentist, there’s absolutely nothing to stare at. You start counting the tiles in the ceiling and thinking about how hungry you are because you didn’t eat before the dentist, and how you don’t want to eat after because you don’t want to ruin your newly-cleaned teeth.) Anyway, I’m just sitting there and suddenly I feel this, like, burning pain and see blood just gushing from my bottom gum.
And you know what this bitch said? She says “Oops” and starts to Q-tip my mouth. Like a Q-tip is gonna absorb all the blood that’s pouring out because you were 2nd in your class at dental school and thus are not a dentist, but a dental assistant.
And now I’m sore, and I’m still really hungry, and damn, I’m still bleeding a little. Ugh. Who likes the dentist? Not me. Never me.
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