matt damon saying something worth hearing

I’ve never disliked Matt Damon, but at the same time, I’ve always just pushed him to the back of my celebrity focus. I never saw the Bourne movies, so I thus don’t really care too much about him. But man, did this guy rise up on my list today. He was able to articulate basically every feeling I have about Sarah Palin without attacking, nitpicking, or giving snarky insults. Maybe I’ll go rent your movies now, Matty.

And yet it baffles me how people can continue to throw aside these concerns and actually believe that she’s the right choice to be President if McCain dies.

the only reason I like diddy

Yes, Diddy, I’m SURE they have some black people in Alaska.

And THIS is what I want to show EVERY SINGLE DUMBASS VOTING FOR MCCAIN.

Thank you Nicky.

Happy Birthday Johnny!!!

Happy 72ND birthday little buddy! It must be nice to be so young!

Enjoy it! Who knows if you’ll even pull through to your next one!?

tool time

BAD CHOICE, GRANDPA!

Did you know that Sarah Palin is a LIFETIME member of the NRA? And she doesn’t support abortion? Bring on the guns and the babies! What a combo!

McCain’s campaign obviously doesn’t realize that the American public is wary of his old age (I think he used to go out with Susan B. Anthony, and went to prom with Clara Barton, actually). That said, people don’t want him in office because he MIGHT DIE. And this is what we get in office if his heart gives out or Dick Cheney shoots him?

Bad idea, gramps. Bad idea.

5 people who bug me

#1. Kim Kardashian
This bitch is just way overrated for doing absolutely nothing. She had a sex tape, and like, that was it. Who the fuck does she think she is? Pointless, talentless, and really buggy. She bugs me this week because she just got cast on the next season of Dancing With The Stars, and thus I have no desire to hear her talking about how she was so surprised to be cast, because the bitch PUBLICLY ASKED TO BE CAST. Skank.

#2. Demi Lovato
I hate her name. It’s ugly as fuck. And the only reason she’s popular is cause Miley was going down the drain, but now she’s back up again and this Demi bitch is still hanging around. Get a real name. Ugh. You ugly bitch.

#3. George W. Bush
My main man Georgie. I bet you can guess why I don’t like him. COME HOME MELANIE AND LISA.

#4. Samantha Ronson
Ew.

#5. John McCain
I DO NOT VOTE FOR THE ELDERLY. I bet you know why McCain bugs me this week, too. Can’t wait to see him at the RNC! Asshole. Go get a wheelchair.